What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.