When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane