Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
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Coffee Mug
Fortunes.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
A fortune!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
They never want to log off.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Whale of fortune !
Medium burgers!
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
Allah take the flight controls
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Their middle name.
A rho-man
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
Ironic
r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large
They ran out of san storage
Because he was Russian
