Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
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Fortunes.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
A fortune!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
They never want to log off.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
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Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Whale of fortune !
Medium burgers!
Because he had a vowel movement.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Elaine
They don't work out.
They were in a relationship!
He ran out of cocaine.
Apparently, they go everywhere.
What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)
They heard there was water at the end
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
A rho-man
