Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
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Fortunes.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
A fortune!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
They never want to log off.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
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Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Whale of fortune !
Medium burgers!
Gary Glitters boots.
her natalie
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
By spending a large fortune.
The same middle name.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere
About 10kg (22 lbs).
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic
You're hired
They gotta catch 'Jamal
To get to the other aside!
He wanted to get his Car tuned
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
