What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium