What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.