What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.