What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium