Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!