Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!