Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!