Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!