Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.