Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Previous Random Joke Next
Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses