Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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