What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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