What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)