Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!