Where did Santa meet his wife?

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses