Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.