Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.