Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.