What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.