What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB