What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.