What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.