What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop