Dago wop wop wop
They're listening to duckstep!
It uses a plant stand.
Pasta la vista, baby."
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
