What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop