Dago wop wop wop
The chain is too long.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
A speech impediment.
No Drought.**
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
