How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop