Dago wop wop wop
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
The doctor said it was all in her head
When you see he has no hands.
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".
Its axle rose.
She buys a new car.