How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop