What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in and asking for a coat hanger.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Ask them if they play league.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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They add another coat.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.