What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in and asking for a coat hanger.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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He had Gnocchi.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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Puts on another coat.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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They lock their doors and windows.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.