Abortion Clinic Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger

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Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How Can Atheists Make Money, and Get Free Food?

By working at an abortion clinic. Or an orphanage.

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How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food?

By working at an abortion clinic.

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What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger

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What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Plenty of coat hangers.

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Where can you go to send a soul to heaven?

An abortion clinic.

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What did Diane Feinstein say when her water broke?

Quick we need to get to the abortion clinic before it's too late!

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Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant?

Abortion clinic.

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic?

Hasta last vista, baby.

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What do you call a woman leaving an abortion clinic?

Dead on the inside...

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What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in and asking for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?

Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger!

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Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic?

He had trouble unscrewing it.

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Why do abortion clinics make bad OP's?

because they don't deliver...

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What's the worst thing about...?

getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*

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What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic?

Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.

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What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger

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What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany?

Al-fetus-zane

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic?

Fetus please.

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What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities?

Crime Prevention Center"

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