What do you call a woman leaving an abortion clinic?

Dead on the inside...

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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