What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.