What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.