What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.