What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Previous Random Joke Next

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!