What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.