What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*