What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus