What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.