What did Diane Feinstein say when her water broke?

Quick we need to get to the abortion clinic before it's too late!

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes