What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic?

Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Because he always "hasaki!"

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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