Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.
You get to the other side.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
Cotton mouth
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
You can't tuna fish.
A key.