What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What are you waiting for?

A car.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy