What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy