What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.