Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !