Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger
Answer: That's the lost one right there.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Allahwho akbar
Orange face.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
They jacket
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Mice cubes !
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.