Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

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You ask them to hold the door for you.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Having to toss everyone's salad

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

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What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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