Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Put on another coat.
Puts on another coat.
The watery stools
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
Jail-birds !
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
