What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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A Ford.

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Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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Trying to look upset.

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Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.