Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Virgin Mobile
Where did Es-car-go.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Look ma, no hands!"
A zip.
All the coats are on the bed!
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer
A Nokia
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
A dookie
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.