What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.