What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.