What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

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How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient