Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
Where there is a fork in the road.
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
I have a cream.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
both can be solved with a coat hanger
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Shaking hands.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Jail-birds !
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
A dookie
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
