What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Because she stole his heart

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".