What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car