What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.