What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.