Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood