Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.