Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"