Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.