Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.