Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Puts on another coat.
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
You can't get to the root of the problem.
Getting hit by Rice
A: He held up a pair of pants.
With a "Cry-key!"
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
