What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.