What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.