What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes