What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.