What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.