What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound