What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !