Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!