What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger!

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.