What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.