What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Where my dogs at?

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Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Puts on another coat.

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let's jack it.

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Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

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Because they've lost their locks.

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You can't tuna fish.

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.