What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.