When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Because he got hit by a car
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Puts on another coat.
Put on another coat.
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
They always go to the hanger.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.