What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.