What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste