What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.