Why do so many people in the South get married?

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!