Why do so many people in the South get married?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer