How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.