How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.