How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.