Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
A full set of teeth.
He thought it was the white thing to do.