Teethbrush Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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They weren't invented yet.

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Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

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South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.