West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Tooth Fairy Jokes More Tooth Fairy Jokes

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin