West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Crushing the blacks.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.