West Virginia Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Gummy Bear Jokes More Gummy Bear Jokes

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

16 Year Old Girl Jokes More 16 Year Old Girl Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!