West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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virgin

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!