What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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