What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.