What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...