What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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With a "Cry-key!"

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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A skeleton key.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.