What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.