Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A: He held up a pair of pants.
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I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Rohypnol
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
