What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.