What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...