How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.