How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.