How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.