How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.