How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever