What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.