What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Jackpot Jokes More Jackpot Jokes

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!