How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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To get to the other side

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."