Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Remodve
A: Change it to what
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
Give him sheet music.