How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".