How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.