Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
To screw in the lightbulb.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
With clickbait, of course!
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Chard remains.