Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
they drop acid of course
Its one direction of course.
Remains to be seen.
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
