Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.