Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.