What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!