What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!