What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it