How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!