How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.