How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.