Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.