Fortunes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Shoot one of them.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
A: The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
Nothing.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
He was Snowden.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
With a chihuahua pedal.
Formed a coustic d'tat
The leash goes slack
One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.
Hippocampus!
King's Landing
