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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Shoot one of them.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
A: The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
LO
Colin.
Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fo' drizzle.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
A TAD POLE.
Current events
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
FG: Cinq.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
