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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Shoot one of them.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
Tune a fish
With its scales!
A: The bow is moving.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
So they can carry their tune
You put a guitar in his hands.
Because they don't know the words.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Nought two sixty.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)
She had a 19" rack.
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
He called the piano tuna!
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
She won't swallow
Discordant !
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
They both sell G-strings
