What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...