What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.