What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.