What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...