A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
He wanted to get his Car tuned
Shoot one of them.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Common Sense. I'll show myself out...